Ever since traffic wardens became CEOs (Civil Enforcement Officers), I’ve been fascinated by alternative job titles: effectively, describing the same role in different words (I’m still not calling the b*st*rds ‘CEOs’).
I’ve often heard copywriters/content writers called different things, including ‘digital content creation specialist’… their business card must be incredibly wide.
Over the weekend, I was discussing – with a friend – alternative (and mainly silly) job titles for myself/copywriters in general.
We came up with the following:
Alphabet Molester.
Sentence Shepherd.
Word Caresser.
Grammar Guardian.
Syntactical Wizard.
Word Masseuse/Masseur.
Sentence Fluffer.
Content Matron.
Logistical Alphabet Coordinator.
Syntax Enforcement Officer.
So, that’s me done (for now), but what would your alternative title be: what would you choose as a description of your role?