I was in one of those silly, giddy moods I get into when the weather warms a little (and I was devoid of ideas for a decent post), so started turning current brand endlines into disappointing, damps squibs – here goes:
British Airways – To Fly, To Land.
Subway – Eat Freshish
Nike – Just Do Your Best
O2 – Be More Dog-eared
Vodafone – Power To Unicorns
BMW – Decent Driving Machine
B&Q – You Can Do It, But Pay Someone Else To
Lynx – The Teenage Effect
Sure – It Won’t Let You Smell
Maybelline – Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It Was An Accident.
Peperami – It’s A Bit Of An Animal’s Dangly Bits.