25 Jun

I’ve decided to give up copywriting…

…to pursue a career as a songwriter instead, specifically for Britney Spears and P.Diddy.

My approach to this new venture will be methodical;

-Write the word ‘b*tch’ (possibly within a phrase e.g ‘turn it up b*tch’ / ‘it’s Britney b*tch)
-Copy and paste x5.
-Send to Britney and Diddy.
-Charge them $1,000,000 each.
-Buy shedloads of toys for Clive.
-Buy myself a nice holiday home in Southend.

Job done.

I give you exhibit A:




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