I’ll make this nice and simple for everyone.
For the entire month of January, I’m offering 25% off all conjunctions used within your copy, if you can prove you’ve heard at least five of the following words:
Happy
New
Year
Successful
Healthy
Prosperous
Resolution(s)
Relaxed/Relaxing
Drink/Drinking
Christmas
Weight
Diet
Depressing
Easter
Jools Holland
In addition to this, I’m offering 40% off all semi-colons and hyphens, if you can prove you’ve heard at least five of the following phrases:
‘Back to work’
‘Back to reality’
‘The first week back is always tricky’
‘It was relaxing / I got a chance to relax’
‘And all that you wish yourself’
‘The most successful year yet’
‘New business plan’
‘Just saw family … had too much to drink’
‘Watched the fireworks on TV’
‘Oh I know, me too… got to go on a diet now’
‘Dry January’